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Yo mama’s so fat, she was born with a silver shovel in her mouth. ), “The fact that he relies on facts�says things that are not factual�are going to undermine his campaign.”�New York Times, March 4, 2000 (Thanks to Garry Trudeau. Yo mama’s so stupid, when she pulls up to a flashing red light it sounds like this… Vroom, Screech, Vroom, Screech. You just pay by the pound. A. Yo mama’s so fat, she sat in Big Foot and made it a lowrider.
It's working perfectly and his seizures are gone, but he keeps putting acorns and stuff into hollow spaces in tr. Or at least that what page 17 figure II part B of my middle school science textbook said. Yo mama’s so fat, she eats biscuits like tic tacs. Good Grief Did you know there is a place in Africa where they literally sell human brains for consumption? Yo mama’s so stupid, she thought the Internet was something you catch fish with.
“We cannot let terrorists and rogue nations hold this nation hostile or hold our allies hostile.”�Ibid. Why did the zombie bite off the comedian's head? Yo mama’s so fat, she sat on the corner and the police came & said “Break it up!” Yo mama’s so big, when she goes in the water at the beach she changes the tide. He asked the monks for a place to sleep and some food, and the monks indulged him. Plastic Glasses When the going gets tough, the tough take a coffee break.
Yo mama’s so fat, when she sits around the house, she sits AROUND the house. Crazy right? What did the stimulus do to the neuron after they got married? Q. They include Brain puns for adults, dirty cerebral jokes or clean human gags for kids..
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The doctor gives them a thorough examination and says, "Honestly, you are both in great shape and should take pride in your physi. Yo mama’s so fat, if she weighed five more pounds, she could get group insurance! Yo mama’s so fat, NASA is going to use her to fill the hole in the ozone layer. They rent the same hotel room they spent their honeymoon in. Yo mama’s so stupid, she sold the house to pay the mortgage. Yo mama’s so fat, she eats pumpkin pies like Skittles. Yo mama’s so nasty, she went to a hair salon and told the stylist to cut her hair, then she opened up her blouse!! Yo mama’s so stupid, she wouldn’t know up from down if she had three guesses. 13. Drop what you’re doing and get right down there!”. Act Naturally Yo mama’s so stupid, it takes her 2 hours to watch 60 Minutes. Fuji with one step. How did the intuitive doctor know what was wrong with his
patient? Carried it over the threshold. Keep rolling your eyes. Which makes no sense since my name is not Brian, While every Americans knows that America is the best country in the world. What did the axon terminal say to tthe receptor when they
broke up? Yo mama’s so fat, she uses the carpet as a blanket.
Yo mama’s so nasty, when she did the splits, she stuck to the floor. Computer Jock Yo mama’s so old, she took her drivers test on a dinosaur. Yo mama’s so stupid, she died before the police arrived because she couldn’t find the “11″ button in “9-1-1″ Silent Scream Yo mama’s so fat, when she ran away, they had to use all four sides of the milk carton.
The doctor says to help them remember certain things they should write it down on a piece of paper. Yo mama’s so fat, one day she was lifting up her rolls and a car fell out. Terribly Pleased Yo mama’s so fat, she has to get out of the car to change gears. Yo mama’s so fat, when she brought her dress to the cleaners, they said “Sorry, we don’t do curtains.” Please, Lord, give me the 20 years the mule refused, the 15 years the dog refused, and the 10 years the monkey rejected.”. Yo mama’s so big, she thought Barnum & Bailey were clothing designers. A. Yo mama’s so fat, I had to take a train and two busses just to get on her good side. The owners brain. 38. Yo mama’s so fat, they call her “Big Fat Ho.” At a mental hospital, you have to show improvement to
get out! The man counted, "two, four, six, eight, ten.".
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All rights reserved. 15 minutes later, a guy turns up in a van and takes out a ladder, a long stick, a shotgun, a pair of handcuffs and a pitbull. 22.
Yo mama’s so fat, she makes Free Willy look like a Tic-Tac.
In fact, in your case they're nothing. 5. Yo mama’s so fat, she uses hula hoops to hold up her socks. Shrink: Don't worry. Yo mama’s so stupid, she gave your uncle a blowjob ’cause he said it’d help his unemployment. A.
Yo mama’s so fat, when she got on the bus she turned it into a low rider. Yo mama’s so stupid, she can’t make Jello because she can’t fit 2 quarts of water in the box. Yo mama’s so fat, I gotta take three steps back just to see all of her. “Actually, I�this may sound a little West Texan to you, but I like it. 18. When should you take a cookie to a psychiatrist? Yo mama’s so fat, when she sits on my face I can’t hear the stereo. If you have short-term memory loss, please press 0. Yo mama’s so fat, her ass has it’s own congressman. The beatings will continue until morale improves. Yo mama’s so stupid, she thinks a sanitary belt is drinking a shot out of a clean glass. You will be funny, and you shall live for 20 years.”.
17 jokes about brains. Q. ), 50.
Yo mama’s so fat, when she tiptoes, everyone yells “Stampede!” Yo mama’s so fat, when she fills up the tub, she fills up the tub. She’s at the hospital! Yo mama’s so fat, when she goes to a restaurant, she doesn’t get a menu, she gets an estimate. When I’m talking about�when I’m talking about myself, and when he’s talking about myself, all of us are talking about me.”�Ibid. 24. Yo mama’s so stupid, she thinks Tiger Woods is a forest. Lack intelligence Jokes- Bushisms, pt 1- The Top 50 Oxymorons- Mules, Dogs, Monkeys & Men- Whole Lotta Yo Mama- 20 ‘Inspirational’ Poster Lines Have you considered suing your brains for non-support? You will eat grass and lack intelligence. Maybe you'll find a brain back there. Yo mama’s so big, she rollerskates on busses. Yo mama’s so fat, when she works at the movie theater, she works as the screen. Q. 15. Yo mama’s so stupid, I taught her how to do the running man and I haven’t seen the bitch since. Yo mama’s so stupid, she took lessons for a player piano. Yo mama’s so fat, she can’t wear Daisy Dukes. 19. Yo mama’s so fat, she plays hopscotch like this: LA, Detroit, Seattle, NY. Working Vacation Which sauce does a gourmet zombie prefer on his brains?
If you’re asking me as the president, would I understand reality, I do.”�On abortion, Hardball, MSNBC; May 31, 2000, “There’s not going to be enough people in the system to take advantage of people like me.”�On the coming Social Security crisis; Wilton, Conn.; June 9, 2000 (Thanks to Andy Mais. Yo mama’s so fat, God created her, and on the seventh day he rested. Please, no more than 10 years.” And it was so.
Yo mama’s so fat, she stepped on a talking scale and it told her to “Get the fuck off.” Definite Maybe Yo mama’s so stupid, she ordered a cheeseburger from McDonald’s and said, “Hold the cheese.”
“I have a different vision of leadership. Yo mama’s so stupid, she took a spoon to the Super Bowl. 4.
Let's Connect! I’ve read�I understand reality. Do you know how many people in Alabama you'd have to collect to come up with a pound of brains? Yo mama’s so stupid, she thought hamburger helper came with another person. Happy
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Yo mama’s so fat, when I have sex with her I have to slap her ass and ride the wave in. There he encountered a richly decorated, A man named Martin absolutely hates elections, and when it comes time to elect a new mayor, or president, Martin never bothers to vote. Surgeon 1: I just don't understand it. He also makes it known to people that he hates elections and never participates in them. Yo mama’s so nasty, she’s got more clap than an auditorium. Yo mama’s so stupid, she said “what’s that letter after x” and I said Y she said “Cause I want to know”. Yo mama’s so old, she walked into an antique store and they kept her. 44. Yo mama’s so fat, when she goes to the circus she takes up all the rings. Yo mama’s so nasty, they call her Norelco… Home of the triple head. If you ever tax your brain, don't charge more than a penny.
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