Phil: It happened again! You were crying. If I f*** this up, I lose everything. They’re not the eyes of a man. Alan: I’ve been, uh, meaning to ask someone, I noticed that this is a fishing village, is there a Long John Silvers on the island?
It’s funny, I’ve never been much of a smoker. Phil: Hey Alan, that’s such a pretty cool shave. And I can drink until I throw up, eh Come on, Stuey! Phil: What are you talking about? Phil: No. Mr. Chow: You guys texted me. Did you die? Alan: ‘Hello’. Get the f*** out!
And I’m not doing anything to screw that up. We’ll look at it once. Mr. Chow: Come to papa. There you go. You ended up ditching Melissa and two years later you meet your true soul mate. You made a promise Give me champagne bubbles 'til I'm bent Phil: Stu, it’s not the end of the world. Alan, what did you do? What do we do now? Maybe, I would be if you added some cayenne pepper! Alan: When the monkey nibbles on a p**is, it’s funny in any language. I’m sorry. Stumbling, fumbling, you wanna what? The guy’s worthless. Stu: Yep. Come on, get up. Right? I explain it all, okay? Stu: But it’s where her parents are from and it means a lot them. But, we weren’t ourselves last night. I wanna keep it going, keep, keep it going, going, going, going! Lauren: You know, no, I don’t think so. Phil: Jesus Christ! Alan: Don’t say that, Phil. So, how about a toast? Watch. Teddy: Bangkok. Take a look what you did outside? Phil: I don’t know, man! Alan, what did you do? [they all gets up to join him]
Congratulations. Doug: You were supposed to delete these! Stu: Do you see that? Why? [suddenly the lights in their motel room goes out]
That might be harder to go away. It goes away. Alan: Well, isn’t it obvious? Phil: We’re looking for our friend Teddy. Mike Tyson: No worries, Alan. Kingsley: I’m a business man. We’ve checked everywhere. Alright. You smiled at me when I held up the bag of marshmallows. Open up a little dentist office. Deep breath. Stu: We did that? On a piece of paper? Stu: You totally butchered my life.
It’s so much easier. Stu: We’re f***ed. You got to go get married. Teddy? Doug: What? Doug: Come on, Stu! [first lines; Stu’s office telephone answering message] [entering Alan’s bedroom who’s still living with his parents]
Lauren: I’m good. Stu: And what if it isn’t? Cause that real productive! Stu: No! I met my wife at one of these things. Your attitude is not helping! Alan: First the monkey, now my hat. I’m going to wait in the car. So you could bleed me of all my money? Stu: [whispering] Oh, no! Stu: Yeah! Mike Tyson: By the way, you really need to move that f***ing tattoo from your face. ‘Hello’. Stu: Was this right up against your scrotum? Stu: Yeah! The population of Thailand is sixty three million people. [after Doug has told him Stu has invited him to the wedding]
It’s a bachelor party.
Okay? They used Teddy as bait. Phil: Kimmy? Stu: No. Phil: What? Doug: Yeah. I wanna keep it going, keep keep it going, come on! I’ll be right back. Okay?
The world needs khao, just as the world needs people like Stu. Mr. Chow: It’s called, not your business. I show up but I never throw up Alan: It’s all Teddy’s fault. Stu: It’s cheating! Use the big Jewish brain. Alan: Belloni one. Stu: And we’re living here in Alan town.
I love it! [to the monkey] Grand Wizard: Late last night, you climbed the walls of our monastery.
Alan: Actually, Phil, that would be cheating. Stu: Hm-hmm. Okay? [Stu is playing the guitar and singing] It has no taste. [Doug is trying to convince Stu to invite Alan to his wedding] Stu: They don’t have him. Phil: Yeah! Stu: Why? I took you guys and hid you in the shop here. Alan: I’ll be the judge of that. [Phil notices a severed finger with a ring on it and takes it to look at it] It’s pretty cool, actually. Alan: It’s my immunizations. I mean, maybe more.
It’s just, you know what? You love it? It is nourishment that everyone can digest. Phil: That’s bulls**t! [suddenly he throws the finger away] Stu: I don’t care. Each year, approximately thirteen thousand people are killed in car accidents in Thailand. Phil: Stu, am I going to be okay?
Doug: He wasn’t in his room. And I can drink until I throw up, eh Phil: Look, I’m sorry. This time we really f***ed up! Absolutely not! Linda Garner: Well, I’m sorry darling. I spiked it with muscle relaxers and plus my ADHD medication.
Tattoo Joe: That’s when the cops arrived. Stu: What?! Go crazy. I’ve been locked in a f***ing icebox all day. I’m pre-med. Phil: [sarcastically] Oh, it’s okay. I got a hangover, wo-oh! Chow’s dead.
Phil: Oh, please! Samir: ‘Hello’. We have until eight a.m. tomorrow to figure it out. Mr. Chow: Invest in my business.
Is it my teeth? We married fifteen years. [they all raise their drink]. [to Stu] [after Phil gets shot in the arm] Phil: No. Stu: I said, demon. Phil: [laughing] Wait! Stu: F***! Alan: I’m a nurse. [continuing to talk to Doug on his cell] I’m not sure if I’ll have cell service.
I read it in Teen People. Alan: Even Great Britain? Phil: And you’re welcome for bringing him back safe.
Okay. I got a dark side. Alan: They shot the monkey! Samir: Teddy? Started cracking skulls. [Phil turns to the old monk they released from prison] Alan: You totally butchered that song. Stu: Well, we’re living here in Alan Town, and he’s driven our lives into the ground.
Stu: Alan, what plan? [pointing to Alan]
And I don't ever ever want to grow up, eh
Phil: It’s okay.
[as he’s walking away] No!
Pay attention when I’m going to talk to you now. [after Stu’s told them that eating at the diner is his bachelor party] So I can go until I blow up, eh That’s a finger! Doug already said his dad would pay for everything he eats and everything breaks. I’m still putting the broken pieces of my psyche back together. [they all grimace as they look at the first photo] But when I woke up I was kind of happy. Alan: None of you know Stu like I do. No! Stu: He doesn’t hate me. Stu: Yes Alan, my bride’s little brother is coming to the wedding. Stu: Yeah!
Phil: Just relax. Mr. Chow: Okay. Here you go.
How much worse can this day get? [they look round and notice the monkey is holding a severed finger ] Phil: F*** that! Desperately hoping to avoid the mayhem of Doug’s (Justin Bartha) bachelor party, Stu chooses what he thinks will be a safe option, an alcohol-free, pre-wedding brunch. [he suddenly grabs Lauren’s wine glass and walks away with it]. [turning to the old man] I wish monkeys could Skype. Stu: Teddy’s dead?
Stu: Yeah, I’m supposed to marry his sister tomorrow and we kind of lost him. I’m Mike Tyson. There was a whore in Las Vegas a couple of years… End up on the floor but can't remember, you clueless When you see Chow, you tell him Samir says ‘hello’. Alan: What? But this being Thailand, and with Phil (Bradley Cooper) and Alan (Zach Galifianakis) again in attendance, anything can happen. Well, I’m not. [Alan laughs] We woke up in some s**t hole room in some city. If you inspired then tell a friend Phil: You alright? Smoke it in.
Stu: Do you know where our friend is? ‘Hellooo’. He said something about the garden of meditation?
Mike Tyson: M*therf***er!
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